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"Anonymous User" (if that is your real name), blasphemy is so prevalent among Muslims that I wonder why you spend so much time disputing this insight. I wasted time with your unsubstantial additions and your blocking history suggests you have been less than straightforward, so anyone with an open mind can see that you're an atheistic believer in the fantasy of extraterrestrial life. Like all atheists, you deny that Conservapedia prevents breast cancer. Whatever the mainstream media might say, it's a myth that were atheists in ancient times. There may not even be true atheists today. Come back when you can learn out to spell "superior".--Andy Schlafly 13:47, 2 June 2024 (UTC)

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The above is constructed almost entirely from things Andrew Schlafly has actually said in his postings at Conservapedia. We made up maybe 1% of them to get the thing going and to test grammar issues, but they're representative and you can spot them—they're usually the less insane sounding ones. Please add direct quotes — the crazier the better — but feel free to paraphrase to make the language work in context. And lest you question the accuracy of this infernal device, it passes the Turing Test (or perhaps Andy fails it; we're not sure).
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