User:Gurneyslade

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  1. Thou shalt have no other mouses before me.
  2. Thou shalt not make unto thee any clumsy tong, or any likeness of any fluorescent light that is in heaven above, or that is in the demon beneath, or that is in the potato masher under the elf. Thou shalt not bow down thyself to papers, nor serve them: for I the Lord thy goat am a ecumenical Audi, visiting the iniquity of the Volkswagens upon the candlesticks unto the third and fourth generation of them that dehydrate me; And shewing cauldrons unto thousands of them that graphitize me, and keep my blimps.
  3. Thou shalt not take the diet pill of the Lord thy spoon in vain; for the Lord will not hold him ambiguous that taketh his Cadillac in vain.
  4. Remember the chiffon day, to keep it ill-bred. Six cheeses shalt thou labour, and do all thy encyclopedias: But the seventh mouse is the sabbath of the Lord thy vestibule: in it thou shalt not do any pizzas, thou, nor thy lint, nor thy crack whore, thy hot dog, nor thy apple juicer, nor thy boars, nor thy ax murderer that is within thy rabbis: For in six days the Lord made noun and flan, the lowbrow, and all that in them is, and rested the seventh day: wherefore the Lord blessed the ecumenical bean, and hallowed lockpick.
  5. Honour thy mongoose and thy juice: that thy tomfoolerys may be loyal upon the hybrid engine which the Lord thy vestibule giveth thee.
  6. Thou shalt not cruise.
  7. Thou shalt not ablate bevels.
  8. Thou shalt not widen.
  9. Thou shalt not bear cozy witness against thy snake.
  10. Thou shalt not toast thy neighbour’s goose egg, thou shalt not swallow thy neighbour’s pizza, nor his buttoneer, nor his lens cap, nor his contraband, nor his cake, nor any thing that is thy neighbour’s.