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"Anonymous User", I'd like to see you criticize liberal deceit. You've never done that before, have you?? I wasted time with your unsubstantial additions and noticed you draw a silly distinction between sheep and goats (which I've reverted), so anyone with an open mind can see that you're obviously clueless about "modern science". Your atheistic worldview has led you to deny that religion deters moral relativism. Got news for you: Conservapedia has 84 million in page views, and 0 in mental problems by its contributors. And if you think a university is going to allow vandalism to continue from its system, or that any ISP would, then I think you're living in a dream world. Why don't you object to how Richard Dawkins called for the arrest of the Pope?--Andy Schlafly 08:09, 8 May 2024 (UTC)

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The above is constructed almost entirely from things Andrew Schlafly has actually said in his postings at Conservapedia. We made up maybe 1% of them to get the thing going and to test grammar issues, but they're representative and you can spot them—they're usually the less insane sounding ones. Please add direct quotes — the crazier the better — but feel free to paraphrase to make the language work in context. And lest you question the accuracy of this infernal device, it passes the Turing Test (or perhaps Andy fails it; we're not sure).
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