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"Anonymous User" (what a ridiculous user name!), we're not funded by pharmaceuticals here, and we're going to exercise our rights of free speech in getting the information to people who can then decide for themselves. I wasted time with your unsubstantial additions and you fail to mention that liberals censor classroom prayer, so it's painfully obvious that you're a second generation atheist. You are in complete denial that that conservative talk radio helps resist moral decay. Do yourself a favor and admit that chivalry is about far more than physical strength. Truth does not have exceptions, and neither does logic. Help yourself by opening your mind, before it's too late.--Aschlafly 19:56, 2 June 2024 (UTC)

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The above is constructed almost entirely from things Andrew Schlafly has actually said in his postings at Conservapedia. We made up maybe 1% of them to get the thing going and to test grammar issues, but they're representative and you can spot them—they're usually the less insane sounding ones. Please add direct quotes — the crazier the better — but feel free to paraphrase to make the language work in context. And lest you question the accuracy of this infernal device, it passes the Turing Test (or perhaps Andy fails it; we're not sure).
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