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"Anonymous User" (recreate your account with your real first name and last initial), in response to your comment and in explanation of alteration of some of your edits, we don't subscribe to the fallacious view that all languages are equal. I skimmed through your recent edits and there is an anti-Christian tone to your postings, so there's a 95% chance you're lacking a largely defensive weapon of gun. You are in complete denial that that chivalry was and is an ideal for all to strive for. It is very effective in reducing and eliminating friction, insults, hard-feelings, and accidents, not to mention that it deters breast cancer. The answer to your silly question is this: the public school mindset of morality is what you want it to be, and trespassing against others is OK if you want it to be. The starlight problem superficially suggests distances too far for any theory, biblical or atheistic. To make sense of it, one should consider that apparent distance may be part of the show — like the appearance of depth in great works of art, such as the Mona Lisa. Go to Wikipedia if you prefer citing liberal organizations rather than disclosing the logic and honest research.--aschlafly 10:42, 2 June 2024 (UTC)

Explanation[edit]

The above is constructed almost entirely from things Andrew Schlafly has actually said in his postings at Conservapedia. We made up maybe 1% of them to get the thing going and to test grammar issues, but they're representative and you can spot them—they're usually the less insane sounding ones. Please add direct quotes — the crazier the better — but feel free to paraphrase to make the language work in context. And lest you question the accuracy of this infernal device, it passes the Turing Test (or perhaps Andy fails it; we're not sure).
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